WE HAVE OFFICIALLY MOVED

THE MOVE IS COMPLETE TO:

http://pathetichumancomic.blogspot.com/

Please if you follow this site follow the other one as I will not be posting here anymore.

If you wish to stop following, sure thing, and thank you all for being readers of this comic. :)

The Professor Trap

It's true for everything. seriously, I think if you want to run for president, serve free pizza at all your gatherings and speeches and such.
On that note, have a good night folks! i'm gonna go sleep.

Whitemail

For the new post, see http://pathetichumancomic.blogspot.com/

Target Acquired

As you know, the comic has moved!
The complete post is at http://pathetichumancomic.blogspot.com/

Ninja Strike

Aaaah...fully converted to Adobe Illustrator. BIG NEWS GUISE! The comic is being renamed and moving to a new URL, because I am sick of embarrassing situations with the other 4 AM comic which shall not be spoken of. The site is currently under construction, it's also a blogspot for now.
Here's the link: http://pathetichumancomic.blogspot.com/
The comics will start probably at Comic 80.
If you read and/or follow this comic, please please please follow the new site. This site will soon be shut down, as soon as I figure out how to do that.
Thanks for your patience people, you know I love you if you read this, and if you don't also. :)

Peace out!

Impropaganda

what's cooler than an alien knowing how to promote himself in an election? an alien who does it wearing snappy ties.
in other news, i miss doing lines in photoshop, so i decided to draw a little something extra the old fashioned way today. that's right, it's the first ever BONUS DOODLE! doodles are necessary byproducts of my doing any kind of artwork, but sometimes they actually turn out pretty nice. so here's one. it's called, Anna at the Lab, and it's dedicated to all the lab peeps who put up with me, and especially to Brian Wall, the lab beast who actually reads my lame comics.

Doing It Like Bill

You know what's scary? Kids born after 2000 don't even know who Clinton is. They don't even remember that crazy election where Bush won. /sigh/
Anyway, an exponentially better attempt in illustrator. I am sticking with this. It's gut, und gut for me! :]

I got work early tomorrow, as seems to be the case whenever i have to pull a late night, so peace out!

All the Qualifications

LEARN FROM THIS, ALL YOU POLITICIANS. Please the gunslinging dumasses, throw some cash around, drop some sexy tidbit from the past. Well, at least they have the male model part down pat.

In other news, this comic looks different. This is because it was done entirely as vector art in Illustrator. I made the switch because my wrist declared, in the form of an agonizing pain dart, that it will not do any lineart until the tendon fully heals. I don't like having to change my drawing habits all in one go, but my wrist is thanking me right now by actually not hurting!

So that's how I'm going to draw comics for now. Excuse the crappy first attempt, art quality hounds. But enjoy the joke...and the sexy body of Gloz the Alien senator.

Peace out!

So simple a senior citizen can do it.

Oh my god, the facial expressions on the little guy were so fun to draw. And if the Terminator, a peanut farmer, and a Tina Fey character, a robot and a fat hog could become governors, and god knows what kind of demented old men can become Senators, why not an alien? These aliens are really fun to do. It means I get to spend a lot of time thinking about the many ways I can take over the world, provided access to superior weapons technology and a pretty cool blue suit.

I had a really long, fun day and I am tired as hell. peace out!

Unconditional Surrender

And in the end, isn't an endless supply of free precious alcohol what most young people want? Why should aliens be any exceptions.
I would make more snarky/whiny/life-descriptory comments but I am so damn tired I can barely move. So I'm gonna crawl into my warm comfy bed and sleep :]

Nighty night world

Works Every Time

Used airline blanket: $5 (if you're flying Continental). Bottle of Smirnoff: $25. Easily defeating any organic alien race that thinks of invading Earth: priceless. In certain circumstances, depending on the energy exchange mechanisms of the invading organism, Smirnoff can be substituted with Ritalin, tobacco, Novocaine, oxygen or even sugar. And of course, if smallpox is unavailable we can always use the flu or streptococcus, those are immune to almost anything these days. If the alien does not accept blankets, try to make them try raw unsterilized eggs or not airport sushi. If the alien is a humanoid, sex is always a great way to transmit all kinds of infections.

Yes, I do in fact spend time thinking about this kind of stuff. And I try to instruct my brother as to what to do in an alien invasion. Let's face it, it's much more likely than a zombie invasion.

I think i'll start using my brother in my comics more often. He's fun to draw, and doesn't do much fun stuff so the comics might entertain him. Plus, he needs a shave.

OK all, peace out! And happy 1st of June.